A Hamster With a Blunt Penknife - a Doctor Who Commentary podcast

Joe, Lucy, Daniel & Dave; 'It might cost you your life!' Double trouble as Patrick Troughton takes on the role of the villain and Barry Letts imagines he is directing a Bond movie for one week.

Join Joe, Rod, Mark & Toby as we face devious Daleks, pesky Pirates, the maddest of mad scientists, shiny Cybermen, malicious Macra, misunderstood Chameleons and those dastardly Daleks again!

And here's our Daniel with a quick reminder that the NSAs can cover quantum physics, existentialism, class commentary, slavery commentary and a whole host of creative funky ideas...plus the death of …

Joe & Jack; 'I'll explain later...' Wil the intrepid pair survive mutation, bandelip warheads, prolonged padding and misjudged love affairs?

Joe & Jack; 'Save your breath for the Timelash, Doctor. Most people depart with a scream...' How many unambiguous pleasures can we drag from the carcass of Doctor Who in this superlatively terrible (…

In this crossover event with Too Hot for TV, Joe, Michael and Dylan head to the Tiger Moth to join the motley crew headed by Lisa Derane, joining forces with the Doctor, Benny, Chris & Roz, to face t…

Joe, Luke & Dylan; 'I want them here when the final key is inserted and my power is absolute...' Will Dylan absolve Joe of murder charges and will Luke be killed at the other end of a call? Will we h…

Joe, Luke & Dylan; 'I am that man!' The team are thrust straight into a murder mystery...and Joe is the chief suspect! Luckily Dylan is that man who can put together a rock solid alibi and Luke Mollo…

'All right, I'm in no hurry. There's no one coming to help you. I can wait...' Joe, Dylan & Luke get decidedly chilly as they face the evil molester and monster Vasor and Ice Guards as they traverse …

Joe, Luke & Dylan; 'Look at these creepers!' The terrified trio enter a new deadly environment as arse grabbing statues, homicidal foliage and hunt the key scientific formulae threaten to take them d…

Join Joe, Andrew, Jon & Luke as the beefiest Doctor Who book comes to its conclusion. It's the longest, maddest, most ideas packed, shockingest Doctor Who book of all time. But how does it all end? D…

Just a quick update on what's happening on Hamster Patreon. Come and join the fun!

Joe, Luke & Dylan; 'Nothing but filthy rags!' Are things too good to be true for the intrepid trio as they head into Morphoton City and offered all manner of splendid food, BBV videos and BBC Books?

Joe, Dylan & Luke; 'You will find the keys for me!' It's time for the intrepid trio to face the deadly dangers of Marinus! First up the vertiginous city of Arbitan with deadly traps, vicious Voord an…

Joe & James; 'Your invention will take off like a rocket, Stevenson!' More japery, a Target reading you'll never forget, an obsession with Gary Cady's career and some pondering of where the plot has …

Joe & James; 'Finito TARDIS! How's that for style!' You may think we might be gunning for Colin and Pip'n'Jane and the season...but you'd be wrong. We discuss why this is something of a minor classic…

Join Joe and newcomer Matt Barber as they head to the Det-Sen Monastery and a whole new prospectus in technology based learning. Will Victoria get a happy ending?

Our magnificent David has studied the Ancient Texts and come to some terrifying and shocking Truths about the best and worst of Doctor Who fiction...