A Dancing Bear

-In this episode: Ivan Lego's wordless book receives rave reviews. Robert Browning, having narrowly escaped inclusion on the Maoists' death list, suffers an only marginally better fate.

-In this episode: Some reflections on becoming (maybe) a terrorist. A death in the family. A barbecue, at which the finer points of the Maoist death plot will be brainstormed, is scheduled.

-In this episode: The Maoists convene to draw up a death list, with alarming results.

-In this episode: At a fiery televised event, Ivan Lego launches a novel containing no words. A feisty Pamela Scratch, unleashing SNARBY's campaign to liberate Neville Claude Aggot, threatens to stea…

-In this episode: Encountering two key characters, including the girl he yearns for with every particle of his being except his digestive tract, Fenton exhibits disgrace under pressure.

-In this episode: Fenton takes some sh*t from his housemates and their psychopathic cat. The clearly deranged Gus confirms his commitment to the perpetration of an as-yet-unspecified terrorist atroci…

-In this episode: Fenton's minimalist sex life is surveyed, tastefully. We encounter Robert Browning, haggard defender of the Western Canon, ideological nemesis of Ivan Lego.

-In this episode: Fenton encounters Pamela Scratch, former childhood friend, current fiery radical, joint holder of a terrible secret. He sends her, inadvertently, down a new and possibly lethal poli…

-In this episode: Fenton wrestles with his conscience, defeats it, and resolves to cuckold the Maoist kingpin. The work of Ivan Lego, eminent and impenetrable theorist, is briefly considered.

-In this episode: Our hero, Fenton Bland, impersonates a Maoist. A campaign of revolutionary terror is proposed. A vast obstacle to his romantic designs presents itself.