5 Birds And A Mic

And then there were four... Please join us in our special tribute to one of the most special birds ever to grace Ecclesall road, she's not from New York City she worked at Hunters Bar... Our long ser…

Emma experiences her own dark night of soul in this one, a betrayal of Judas Iscarioteen proportions. Late on in the episode producer Andrew, the dirty snake in the grass, sets off a chain of events …

The birds are back! In the studio after a little break they are back with a vengence. Emily ugly cries down the rubber dingy rapids, G gets very high at the eyebrow salon, and Meg has a lovely supris…

Our WAG in residence, from being barely dressed outside a bar in Maga to flogging dresses in hunters bar, she's got two mental kids but remains as cool as a cucumber (or is she fuming we can't tell s…

The birds are super busy at the shop, which is great because that means I'll get paid finally right? Their cheques keep bouncing so hopefully this means I'll get paid. I haven't seen them for a while…

Welcome to Meggy’s Moments episode one! To be honest, I only went back to episode 21 and there was already a full ep of content so this really is episode 1 of many. Anyway, 5BAAM every monday, tell a…

Hilarious episode about Things You Wish You Could Un-see, all horrific, all things I wish I could un-hear, I want to talk to HR, why doesn't this podcast have HR? Apparently I'm not on staff, might e…

Bird rules. We discuss vitally important personal rules about toilet roll direction, the numbers of layers of foundation, vaping and crisp packets openings. Also Meg’s humming tourette’s, we talk abo…

The birds discuss their awkward and embarrassing cover up’s, spiders in dresses, Meg’s devious manipulation of her poor bf, and trust Emily to bring the ep to a screeching halt with one of her grosse…

Tell your friends to start with this one, it’s amazing. Who’d have thought simple bridal shop assistants would have so much faecal fascination and so much murderous intent? Dan's on the facebook port…

The current state of lock down is like going to a sh*t disney everywhere you go. - Shakespeare? Dickens? Actually this is a direct quote from our Emma. G rants about queues a lot in this one and it’s…

The Birds are back in the nest!!! It’s all a bit weird, they give away all their passwords, Emily finds out about the secret WhatsApp group and Meg doesn’t know which way is up, literally.

Like that one Friends episode the one with all the clips The One with All the Other Ones… the Birds recall their favourite bits so far, in one of the most laugh out loud episodes yet.

The birds get deep and meaningful about what they'd say to their 18yr old selves. Also, more weird crushes, Em has an epiphany about Gaston and Meg wants to get A-Lad-In (Aladdin).

Trigger warning, NSFL warning, this ep is highly inappropriate and should not be consumed by anyone you have been warned. Long story short, Emily doesn’t use tampons anymore. Also Meg reveals her das…

So the corona virus started with cruises, airports, ski resorts, why does it hate middle class white people so much? I feel personally attacked. Lots of love Andrew x. Also the girls do rants, and G …

You know when you really need a wee really bad but then you fart and it gives you like an extra 5-10mins of wiggle room? Is it that they’re stored in adjacent compartments? I’m not a scientist, but I…