I Glitch do you?

glitch \GLITCH\ noun. 1 a : a usually minor malfunction; also : an unexpected defect, fault, flaw, or imperfection. b : a minor problem that causes a temporary setback : snag. 2 : a false or spurious. - I can’t spell tomorrow Can’t shuffle cards - Can’t tread water - I can’t do advanced math like calculus or functions - I can’t easily make out words when people try to spell them for me. - Can’t cross my legs - Can’t do the whistle where you put two fingers in your mouth - I can never remember if fiction is the real one or the fake one, because of fission, friction , fiction - I can’t grow a full beard - Every time I try to say Salvation Army I say Old Navy