Where's the cranny granny? I think I have a bladder problem, HALP! I'm an 18 year old native NZ'r and I am holidaying in Brisbane. Where should I go? Dear Mel and Patience, I've just been told that m…
I'm starting high school and need some tips! Why do we think of New Zealanders as second class citizens (controversial!)? I'm 23 and have been dating my high school sweetheart for 6 years. My heart's…
Up The Shops or Down The Shops, Mel needs some language advice. I clocked a dodgy looking blokes taking photos of people and laughing, what would you have done in this situation? Patience, before The…
A very special pharmaceutical You're Welcome with Living Legend (and pharmacist) Emma. Mel asks Patience about STI checks. Fluconazole vs. Yogurt... where?!? Do you want me to embarrass myself when I…
Mel and Pae solve your life! Part 2 of the 'Scab Gobbler' with John Patterson. Homesickness blues, where there's no kangaroos. I saw a giant poo and now I don't know what to do! Plus no 'number twos'…
Mel asks for some hair advice and Patience tells of her fantasy hair colour. Help! I am a secret vegetarian, how do I 'come out of the closet' to my folks and boyfriend. I'm 18 and still haven't had …
I'm in year 12 and need 'dress up' ideas from 90s era TV.
What to do if you have a prosthetic leg covered in fingernails and eyeballs?
Is there a safe way to wear white swimwear. Why do some cans at…
Patience asks Mel for some sensitive Bridesmaids advice. Vicky needs help dressing 1920s for her University Ball. Kate needs to know how to store bread correctly. Kit wants to bring haters to their k…
Special Guest - Raven Hodgson!
Mel has to let a friend down - how should she do it? Fake argument? Free Kitchen Aid?
Being an Aunty - how to be a baller babysitter.
What should I study in high schoo…
The new cat has serious consequences for Patience - is she being single white feline'd? Chokos! A wartime classic, but any ideas for using them in culinâirè 2012? Busted leg, at home with the folks..…
Ladies, I possess no cookery skills but have gone cray for toffee apples, can you help me take this obsession to the next level? Toffee fruit? Patience do you have any magic balms for adult acne? Hol…
18, out of the closet but in trouble with the folks! They just aren't convinced I'm actually gay. Who are we gonna call? Terry Hodgson. Advice from an actual parent, you're welcome. Mel has insanely …
The elephant in the room. Could 'Board Game Bars' be a hit in Australia? I'm young, single and beginning IVF a.s.a.p. but my mother is chagrined. Is my band name rad or sad? I love a legit 'perfect' …
Emotional manipulation OMG! My hairdresser hacked too hard and it's party season, help me restore my confidence. I need an injection of new slang words to impress peeps with. Sixteen and stressed out…
Is there a Doctor in the house? YES! Special guest Lindsay 'The Doctor' McDougall (ironically he's sick). Patience asks Lindsay for album writing advice. We help out a 16 year old slaving away in a f…
Mel gets advice on lentil cookery from Patience. Special guest Comedian Josh Earl! What should we call our indie, semi-acoustic punk band? Girls always break up with me because I’m too nice, what sho…
Tom Ballard from Triple J is our special guest! Could you be a good fag hag? I don’t want to go to university, what do I tell my parents? Question of The Week! Did I go to far when I urinated in a gi…
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Wed 14 Mar 2012
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