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Spinach-Filled Stag Parties, the Tomfoolery Police and the Scorned Ex SCAM

"If you were inside a DICKS Sporting Goods and even dribbled a basketball once, the Tomfoolery police were immediately dispat…

Lamb’s Breath, Propaganda Cabinets & the Ozempic Scam

“There’s a place on Altoid Avenue….”

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Popes, Plane Clappers, Plinko Deliveries and more

"I'm not confessing anything to some guy from Chicago"

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Escape Rooms, Non-Ticking Boyfriends and the 'Uber Eats Bike Tipping' SCAM.

"Something tells me if she jumped off the Titanic, you wouldn't hear her ticking anymore"

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Zero Toilet Paper Clogs, Graduation Lawn Signs and Swiping the Weather Credit Card.

"Just because you moonwalk doesn't mean you're affiliated with Michael Jackson"

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Relationship Dealbreakers, Urine Sample Philosophies and the SCAMs of the Week

“With my luck, I'm gonna open those test results and get the Dallas Buyers Club McConaughey news"

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Olympic Role Models, Prosthetic Legs and the Great PayPal Hack of 2027

“He may not have the gold medal but he has the golden cahk”

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Facebook Marketplace, Emotional Balding and the Singles Run SCAM

"All it took was one night where she met another me who's more me than me"

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Home Depot Coliseum Ruins, Foreign Accent Syndrome & the European Air Conditioning SCAM.

"I felt like if I flipped over one of those 'ancient ruins' I would see a Home Depot tag on it"

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Professional Protestors, The Month Fantasy Rankings & the SCAM(s) of the Week

 “There is absolutely something scam related about a protest happening in the same college dorm that a best-of-7 FIFA 2022…

Eclipse Watch Parties, Gen Z Inner Monologue & the Broker Blackmail SCAM.

“Using the word ‘journey’ is simply a way to justify previous poor behavior"

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Dusty Donut Assortments,  Syndey Sweeney's Cans & the Designer's Choice SCAM

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Apple Vision Pro, Bottom Shelf Flowers and the Microwave Button SCAM

“If you failed in the real world, you shouldn't quality for the virtual one.”

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Paid Job Interviews, Excessive Wax Producers & Unoriginal Price Is Right Bids

“How would you describe the internet to people in the 1800s?”

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Toothpaste Mouth, World War II Documentaries and the SCAM of the Week

“If you send both of our blood to a DNA lab, mine’s coming out with more cutlets.

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Black Friday, Simulated Ranges & the ‘Got You In Early’ SCAM

"He who scams last, scams loudest."

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Candy Kaisers, Jump Scares & the End Zone SCAM

"That's what Halloween is. It's like the Purge for Kids."

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Mexican Aliens, Scandalous Politicians & the Swifty SCAM

"It ain't fat, it ain't skinny, it's just there"

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Lying on your resume, the Dennys Impression & the SCAM of the Week

“I would forget everything about her except what she ordered.”

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