We've survived 9 episodes and a movie, and we're here to celebrate! We wish a happy belated birthday to everyone's favorite dueling dunce Tristan Taylor, check out merch from the official Yu-Gi-Oh! store, and look at the careers of voice actors on various versions of the show.
Later on, we discuss the true nature of Duelist Kingdom's virtual reality network, Kemo's ghoul puns, and the validity of a plan that includes crashing a satellite into a major metropolitan area. As the saying goes: when in doubt, hack the planet.