Write Me Dirty, the riotously funny, wildly unfiltered podcast where comedy meets erotica — and no one is safe.
Each week, comedian Katherine Ryan sets the stage with a ridiculous and often absurd prompt - think “Apocalypse , must include a zombie and a can of beans” and two guests go head-to-head, writing steamy, side-splitting erotic stories about each other. Yes, each other.
What follows is pure, glorious chaos: bold readings, awkward reactions, overshares galore, and Katherine stirring the pot with her razor-sharp quips, uncomfortable questions, and deliciously sarcastic commentary.
After both tales are aired, Katherine crowns the week’s “Erotica Champion” based on sexiness, funniness, and creativity… or sometimes just because she feels like it. The winning story earns a spot on the my firm bookshelf and a huge…pen.
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Welcome to Write Me Dirty with Katherine Ryan, the hilariously horny podcast where comedians get their smut on, penning filthy fiction about each other.
This week’s seductive scribes are none other th…
Welcome to Write Me Dirty, the riotously funny, wildly unfiltered podcast where comedy meets erotica — and no one is safe.
Each week, comedian Katherine Ryan sets the stage with a ridiculous and often…
Clinking signet rings, hotel prank calls and a weird reference to Elvish...
By popular demand, Jamie Laing and Tom Lucy are BACK for CHAPTER TWO
‘Tom’s Ring’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
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Chewing gum whilst giving head, pulling on public transport and free drinks when your married?!
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‘All Tied Up’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
A sunny af…
Sexting, losing your virginity behind the back of the Albert Hall and checking nudes…
Presenting Miles Nazaire, and Liv Bentley…
‘The Coffee Cup Boy’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
On an early morning Sunday in Chelsea, Ol…
Sex in graveyards, stalking dates and post-coital high fives …
Presenting Catherine Bohart, and Helen Bauer…
‘Piece o’ Pussy’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
After a Trusty Hogs recording, Catherine and Helen push their fri…
Hard nipples, pretending to fall asleep during sex & The Bible …
Presenting Sophie Duker, and Olga Koch…
‘Meltdown’⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
On a futuristic space station far far away… Olga and Sophie unite in freezi…
Thrusting, tent sex & ‘pulling’ at the market…
Presenting Micky Overman, and Sarah Keyworth…
‘Juliet is Going To Die’⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Sarah, The Ruler of The North must give the land’s sacrifice, Juliet, one…
Farting during ejaculation, socks on during sex and… thorny bushes?
Presenting Roman Kemp, and Tom Grennan - the hottest new erotic fiction novelists with their debuts…
'Love Baking' ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Breakfa…
Sexy nose bleeds and… using a penis as a gear stick?
Presenting Hayley Morris, and Christopher Hall - the hottest new erotic fiction novelists with their debuts…
‘Eternal Flame’⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
In a dimly lit…
Post pod coitus and vapes in strange places…
Presenting GK Barry, and Joe Baggs - the hottest new erotic fiction novelists with their debuts…
‘Soho Whore House’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
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Presenting Jamie Laing, and Tom Lucy - the hottest new erotic fiction novelists with their debuts…
‘Brown Belts’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
How can a shower feel so …
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A naughty story ... That they had written ... About their friend.
'Sex sells' their agents had told them.
'Worth a go!' the frie…
Squirming, writhing and going bright red.
Just a few of the reactions you'll get from our guests on this show.
Join us for the ULTIMATE, INTIMATE test of friendship, and prepare to be thoroughly turned…