Hellboy + Elmo + Teen Wolf vs. Goatman (S1 E6)

Rebecca gets pregnant with some “special help” from God. It’s twins! The first, Esau, has an unfortunate resemblance to Elmo crossed with Hellboy. His awful luck continues when he trades his birthright for some off-brand baked beans from his mild-mannered brother, Jacob. Jacob gets pressured into wearing goatskin to steal a magic one-use-only blessing from Esau, then gets the hell out of Dodge before Esau can take his revenge. Also, Isaac tries out the “my wife is my sister” trick (again), Esau gets married three times, and God munches popcorn in his pajamas. It’s in tents…and intense (sorry not sorry)! (Genesis 25:19-28:9)