In this episode, we put our patriotism to the test—literally—by attempting the American citizenship test on the eve of the presidential inauguration. We also dive into why being child-free is such a hot-button topic (spoiler: it’s not our burden). Speaking of parenting, we unpack one mom’s bold plan to keep her sons child-free until marriage by dangling their inheritance over their heads. Plus, with the rumored TikTok ban looming, we joke about the real pandemic: undiagnosed mental disorders disguised as everyday behaviors. It’s a little messy, a lot of fun, and fully unfiltered!