Ever wondered how to truly survive a horror movie scenario? We’ve all groaned at characters who drop weapons or squander chances to take down their attackers, and we’re here to break down every frustrating misstep. Get ready for a deep dive into the physical realities of combat, like why withdrawing a knife after stabbing isn't as easy as it seems and why removing an impalement object might not be the smartest move. With a mix of humor, critique, and personal anecdotes, this is the ultimate guide to overcoming the odds in a horror movie.