Who Takes the Socks Off?
A comedy podcast where a bunch of friends discuss the questions you never even knew you needed an answer to until you heard them.
If you enjoy shows like QI or No Such Thing as a Fish and want an alternative where the truth is important, but the random banter more so; this is the place for you.
Educational? ... Occasionally.
Irreverent? ... Usually.
Random? ... Always!
- Update frequency
- every 10 days
- Average duration
- 40 minutes
- Episodes
- 82
- Years Active
- 2021 - 2025
Episode 55 - What would be the most useless superpower?
Is it a bird?
Is it a plane?
No! It's two twats and an international comedy person!
Yes, this month Ross and Simon are once again joined by Michael Frankland and we're talking superpowers.…
Episode 54 - What would your 10 commandments be?
Thou shalt not pass by this episode!
Yes we're getting all biblical on your asses. The 10 commandments. Stone tablets containing the word of God, or in our case, of Jebus & Glenn Brayley…
Socks Off - Summer 2025
This is not an episode
You should not listen to this unless you want to know what will be happening over the next couple of months, or you just like the sound of our voices or something.…
Socks: On or Off? Episode 25 - Skip or Sing?
This week our Socks; Ross and Simon, are joined by Tyler the social media creator (see what we did there?) and they're posing another of our randomly selected would you rather questions…
Socks: On or Off? Episode 24 - Silence is golden or back you aint holdin'
This week, Ross and Simon are joined by the beautifully unfiltered Mike Batho from The Reclining Pair Podcast to wrestle with a hypothetical that could ruin friendships, family dinners…
Episode 53 - Do Bees Even Have Knees?
Bees!
Bringers of life and pollination.
Fuzzy cousin of the hateful-sting-bastard and all-round busy little Apis!
But do they actually possess the idiomatic knees that are so often bandied…
Socks: On or Off? Episode 23 - Ex Unicycle or Hate Filled Pogo Stick? AKA Doubling up on the Cuck
ITS UNPRECEDENTED!!
1 Episode - 2 QUESTIONS!
Yes, you read that right. This week our friend.... well, colleague.... this guy from work, Tom AKA T-Willy, has joined us to answer not one bu…
Socks: On or Off? Episode 22 - To Brow or not Two Brows?
Eyebrows, what the fuck are they all about then?
I mean what do they even really do?
Well, whatever the answer may be, without them you, I, and everyone else, would look bloody weird!
The…
Socks: On or Off? Episode 21 - Choose your knocker wisely!
Knockers are great aren't they?
Unfortunately, Ross has never seen Labyrinth, so is unaware of just how contradictory they can be!
Sunjai Arif however understands all to well, and that's…
Episode 52 - What The F*** are the Two of us Doing?
Yikes!
Self-indulgent bullshit alert!
Like anyone cares about three, yes three, new games, or that one fact you throw in the middle Simon!? Yes, we're all very impressed with Ross' new t…
Socks: On or Off? Episode 20 - Mate or Date?
Well, by now you all know the socks like to talk shit, but this time they really are "talking shit". Ross, Simon and guest Matt Roseblade are talking excrement, and lots of it.
With a qu…
Socks: On or Off? Episode 19 - Hair Brush or Skin Tissue
This is easliy the grossest question yet, but *checks notes* Glenn Braley handles it with all the professionalism you'd expect from one of the south coast comedy scene's top hosts!
The w…
Socks: On or Off? Episode 18 - Random Nude or Sexy-Talk Dude?
This weeks question is saucier than Babs Windsor Camping and not only did our guest answer the question he ran with it.
Join your usual Socks: Ross & Simon as they pose a conundrum to t…
Socks: On or Off? Episode 17 - Which Digits?
People around the world have adapted themselves to learn how to cope when losing fingers or toes, but Max from Bitches with Beards just cares about his party trick capacity!
What would y…
Episode 51 - Why Are Women Just Not Funny?
Oooooooh Controversial!
So why are women not funny?
It seems that a lot of men online feel this way, but what makes Ross and Simon feel they are qualified to discuss this and come to any …
Socks: On or Off? Episode 16 - Psychic or See Through?
Daniel's bound his feet, whipped on his Kimono and he's ready to chose in this weeks Socks: On or Off, as we ponder the question: Would you rather be able to read minds or be invisible?
…
Socks: On or Off? Episode 15 - Fly Slow or Run Fast
He's only come back!
Yes, Nord has returned, this time to give us his thoughts on a random would you rather question.
We'd all love a super power right?
What would it actually involve tho…
Socks: On or Off? Episode 14 - Cheese or Fish
Everyone has their own distinct smell right?
The thing is, what if that smell was either cheese or fish?
Neither is exactly pleasant, especially in the heat, but if you had absolutely no …
Episode 50 - Did King Midas Walk Around Naked All Day?
It's our half century! Yes, we've actually managed to record, edit and publish 50 full length episodes and it's been a fantastic few years doing so. Also, because 50 is such a big landm…
Socks: On or Off? Episode 13 - Hats off to Small Shoes
So dear listener, would you choose a headache or cramped toes?
Losing your hair or in-growing toe nails?
Step up, step up and witness the legend that is Bon "Margaret Modes" Allen as she …