Camo Hot Pants & Susan's Wine

Grab a glass of stolen wine (thanks, Susan!) and buckle up for another chaotic episode of What Would Denise Do? This week, Denise, Dom, and Devina tackle life’s big questions, like how to deal with dodgy delivery orders, the etiquette of wine pouring, and whether Susan got the better end of the kale swap.

There’s some heartfelt advice to younger selves (spoiler: bullies turn into losers), a tragic tale of a mugging on a bus (Holly Valance’s “Reverse Charges” saves the day), and the debate of the century: Croque-Monsieur vs. Croque-Madame. The gang also dives into their favourite trash TV, plans a Christmas tree extravaganza, and debates why you should absolutely not listen to Denise’s sleep stories if you know her personally.

It’s a whirlwind of laughter, festive vibes, and Denise-level filth. So sit back, press play, and for the love of God, don’t forget to pour that wine up to the widest part of your glass—or your mouth, if you’re Denise. Cheers!

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