Avocados & Akimbo Dicks

Dating in your 30s is like that scene in Titanic—“Is there anyone alive out there? Can anyone hear me?” (spoiler: no, they can’t). This week, Denise and Dom discuss everything from the miracle of modern hydration (read: logging 59 glasses of water while hammered) to a very questionable comedy night experience involving a wheelchair, a blind guide, and a mysterious resurrection. Also on the agenda: terrible fancy dress, dodgy mustaches, and the horror of cold McDonald's. Plus, we demand answers: Why was Mr. Tumnus only wearing a scarf? And how the f*ck did a bloke rob a bank with an avocado?

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