Weird Meditation

Read by Mark Brailsford

This is the last episode of the current series, but despite countless requests, we will return. I know and I'm sorry, but its not all about you.

Written by Katy Matthews

Jingle …

Read by Sophia Behn

It's an extra special ep this time! By which we mean its slightly longer than the other ones. If anyone has any suggestion for sponsors so we can actually monetise this cr*p, pleas…

Read by Sophia Behn

We apologise yet again for the lateness of this episode. We want to say it will be different next time, that we can change, but we both know that isn’t true. Deep down you know tha…

Read by Selena Mersey

'Ye' and indeed 'haw' as you enter a distinctly mild mannered version of the American frontier. And not a bounty hunter in sight. Why are they always the last ones left in Celebr…

Read by Amelia Armande

(with Sophia Behn, Paddy Cooper, Joshua Crisp & Selena Mersey)

Its a festive special from the Weird Meditation team. That's all you really wanted for Christmas, right? Good, 'cos…

Read by Joshua Crisp

Time to spend your evening in a very special place. And for once its not a euphemism for that asylum they dumped you in.

Written by Katy Matthews

Jingle by Helena MacCormack

Backgro…

Read by Sophia Behn

It's a well trodden path in the search for enlightenment. Though in your case, it's probably just for a Insta pic involving a glen or something, you shallow pr**k.

This is the last…

Read by Sophia Behn

It's another seasonal special, this time with a summer twist. So expect sun, surf, and plenty of chafing.

WE APOLOGISE FOR THE LATENESS OF THIS EPISODE FOR SPOTIFY LISTENERS, THIS …

Read by Joshua Crisp (with Amelia Armande)

Its time to enter the Maze of Marvels. What delights will you encounter? What secretes will it reveal? And will you get lost within this perplexing puzzle? S…

A little taste of our weirdness.

Soothing visualisations that are hopefully amusing, genuinely quite relaxing, and always weird.

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Read by Amelia Armande

All aboard the sleepy train. Destination? Your dreams... With possibly a brief stop at Crawley.

Written by Katy Matthews

Jingle by Helena MacCormack

If you enjoy our podcast, plea…

Read by Paddy Cooper

Why not stroll around the grounds and nether regions of a medieval castle. Nothing like thinking about turrets to help you sleep.

Written by Katy Matthews

Jingle by Helena MacCormac…

Read by Paddy Cooper

Written by Katy Matthews

A traditional (and extremely thorough) scan aimed to relax every inch of your body. 

Jingle by Helena McCormack

Music by u_qhe3hs3v29 from Pixabay

Sound effec…

[We apologise for the lateness in releasing episode 6 of Weird Meditation. Our production at Brighton Fringe became quite all-consuming! But here we are with our final instalment of Series 1. We're n…

Step into the fortress of slumber as we guide you through a maze of soporific delights. And wonder why you’re suddenly craving pasta.  

Read by Selena Mersey

Written by Katy Matthews

Jingle by Helena Mc…

There’s a quiet place you can go to ensure you get the best night’s sleep possible. And it won’t cost you a thing.*

*information correct at the time of recording 

Read by Amelia Armande (with Joshua cr…

It's a Weird Meditation Easter Special! Not that we've been running long enough to warrant seasonal specials, but who are you to kill our dream.

Read by Selena Mersey 

Written by Katy Matthews 

Jingle b…

Ahoy there matey, its time to board the good ship snoozy! Which is not at all a front for a large-scale smuggling ring.  

Read by Joshua Crisp 

Written by Katy Matthews  

Jingle by Helena McCormack

Incid…

Take a relaxing journey flying through the air over the glorious countryside. And don’t think at all about death.  

Read by Amelia Armande

Written by Katy Matthews

Jingle by Helena MacCormack

Incidental …