Episode 70 Emu milking lessons

This week Waffles looks back on his childhood and reminisces about milking Emu, and nothing else, only listen to the Emu milk section everything else is filthy lies. 

Aotearoa New Zealand is totally a real country, we have a flag and everything. 

I'm not a paid actor, where did you get that crazy notion from?

Now excuse me as I throw another shrimp on the barbie, I mean drink a fosters, I mean shag a sheep, I mean ... what did we say Kiwis do? ... I'm off to go complain about the state of our roads, yeah, totally normal not Aussie thing to do.