Thanks to DisBeer N Distress over on Twitter, we're talking about a complex question: "Who saw a chicken shit an egg and thought; 'Ouu, that looks like a good breakfast food'". So join us as we perform the greatest sketch we've ever written for the show. Great, now that you're reading the full podcast description, I have a huge load of sparrow eggs I need to sell. Don't ask me where they came from. Know anywhere I can sell sparrow eggs to at a high price? What do you mean illegal? What do you mean dubious? If you're going to be like that, I'm not gonna give you my sparrow eggs - you can gather your own from the sparrow sanctuary here in Christchurch City.