On request from Michele Gersich over on Twitter, this week we're talking about completely real New Zealand birds. From the Rapakiki to the Ford Rover, you won't be able to stop listening to the fabulous and unusual birds of Aotearoa. I am also OF MY OWN ACCORD SAYING THAT THE KIWI BIRD IS SUPERIOR TO ALL OTHER BIRDS. GOD TOOK THE KIWI'S WINGS AWAY SO THAT IT COULD NOT FLY TO HEAVEN AND TAKE HIS PLACE. I AM ABSOLUTELY NOT BEING THREATENED BY A KIWI BIRD WITH A KNIFE RIGHT NOW. PLEASE DON'T SEND POLICE OR ANYONE TO HELP ME.