Here we are, washed up on the misty shores between series. Whats that in the distance? Could it be a lighthouse? You strain your eyes to see but the mists only allow the outline to penetrate. Getting up, and coughing the salty water from your mouth you start to walk towards the shape. Slowly at first but then as the promise of civilisation dawns on you faster, and faster until you are sprinting, your lungs burn and your muscles ache but this feels urgent, as you get closer the mists clear until you finally can see the shadows true form. You fall to your knees and start to cry as you realise what you have seen was not in fact a lighthouse. No. It was a giant bottle of coke with a mouse in it. We also look at at a South American lizard that de-hydrates you.
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