Episode 92: i see you for what you are, and I’m fascinated by you.

Greg Beharrell once said, “You ever notice how many “true stories” happen to comedians?” Now, for the most part, I do believe they could be absolutely true. Some of us just see things… differently? Like… some of us are story tellers. Not liars. We’re honest. We just have a more engaging way of telling you what happened. Okay let me not say “we” I just mean I do have a different way of telling my stories than most. I’m not sure how, but I know it’s different. I’m just saying that I can back up my shit so don’t call me a liar. Sit the fuck down and let me tell you a story.

Listen I’m scared of AI. I am. I’m sorry. I’m not done talking about it. I’m also not done gossiping. 💁‍♀️ It’s really not gossip. I just… I think sometimes things happen to me that are very shocking. Last year, a lot had happened that was completely unexpected. I feel… scared and fascinated and excited and just filled with curiosity about everything we talk about in this episode today. That’s what I do. I put pieces together and try to make sense of things. There’s so much more that I would say if it were my place. So much missing context. Soooo much missing context that has nothing to do with me. I am one of the lucky ones. I wish you had a podcast, too. I wanna hear what you have to say. I mean unless you’re one of those people and it’s all a bunch of lies. I don’t know. If you’re just an average truther that listens to my podcast, make a podcast!! I wanna listen! I’m serious. All I’m saying is that this would happen to me. The one person I like turns to be a whole-ass sociopath? Yeah. That is exactly what would happen to ol’ Kye here. Wow. I realize that this is giving very Olivia Rodrigo, BUT, to be fair….. a couple weeks is a pretty short time to move on. 🤷🏻‍♀️ It’s no couple minutes, but it’s a close second. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I am joking. Mostly. LMAOOO no I am kidding let me stop.