Podcasters in Paradise

It looks like Bachelor in Paradise is looking for some new hosts so we are taking our shot at the gig and submitting an audition tape! Grab a rose and join the party as they: take on the Weird Al challenge, use the core to parkour, chat with the crabs, identity as a bursting sausage, finally find our inner selves, rip through two pants, go flys out, use the pee-pee headphones, try to figure out what the happada hap in the pants is, memorialize a mug, give Marveller a garage door, clarify the very many quantity, do a bridesmaid's krump, listen to the wrong stop, use our secret earpieces, spot the 40-year-old, slide down shaved ice mountain, bring a bag of donuts to the club, get twisted in the dog park, stop the kids from getting married, meld with the donut boy, play house on a date, sweep you away, earn the Pepto Bismol, and tape wienies to a sign.

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