Unconfuzed: Thirst traps and Slanguage in the Sun

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Episode 6 – Thirst Traps and Slanguage in the Sun

Sun’s out, slang’s out! ☀️🔤

Clarissa is back behind the mic—along with resident vibe-checkers Lisa & Leilia (and a possible pop-in from Heynia)—to unpack every sizzling phrase you’ll hear on the timeline this summer. And because we like our tea poured extra sweet, first-time guests Lydia and Diane slide through to keep it 💯.

What we decode this week

• “Thirst Traps” – Why a single selfie can start a heatwave 🌡️
• “SPF 100 Energy” – The protective aura you need when haters beam too bright 🧴✨
• “Group Riot” – When the group chat leaves no meme un-roasted 🙃🔥
• The Feral Era Forecast – Using IG captions + zodiac science to predict just how wild summer ’25 is about to get (Category 5 chaos, anyone?) 🐾🔮

Why you’ll press play

Laugh-out-loud definitions, real-life examples, and enough pop-culture receipts to keep you slang-fluent till Labor Day. Whether you’re crafting the perfect caption or decoding your friend’s “no rules, just vibes 🍒” post, we’ve got your back.

So grab your shades, crank the volume, and ride the linguistic heatwave with us—because clarity never goes out of style, and neither do we.

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Until next time: stay unbothered, stay decoded, and stay Unconfuzed. Byeee! ✌️

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