No Makeup Makeup and Other Lies We Tell

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Snatural. Touch up Traps. Catfish concealer. Shelfie game. The makeup world has its own language — and it’s time we decode it.

In this episode of Unconfuzed, hosts Clarissa, Lisa, Leilia, and Heynia dive deep into the beauty slang behind the biggest illusion of them all: the no-makeup makeup look. You know the vibe — “I just rolled out of bed like this” (with a full face of underpainting, brow gel, and three different highlighters).

We’re joined by celebrity makeup artist Christina Flach, who breaks down the artistry, trends, and TikTok-fueled lingo shaping how we talk about — and apply — beauty today. From clean girl aesthetic to barely-there beats, we’re translating what your “natural” face is really saying.

If you’ve ever claimed it’s “just tinted moisturizer” while carrying a 12-product touch-up kit… this one’s for you.

🎧 Listen now on Spotify or Apple Podcasts.

Unconfuzed — decoding slang, trends, and the glow-up lingo of modern life.

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