Join me and my guests as we drink a little wine and talk a lot of sh*t. From exes to family members, bad dates to bad habits, life is one big roast waiting to happen. Let’s demolish it (full pours only).
If you can get past the echoes in my audio, you can get past a rocky first date… right? Joined by Duncan, DC’s top dating expert and undercover John Lennon impersonator, we’re exploring all the cring…
In my first-ever solo roast, I catch flights AND feelings… negative ones. I’m taking a stand against inefficient security lines, airport PDA, over talkative Uber drivers, and more. Put your seat in u…
She loves beer. She only has guy friends. She’s “not like other girls.” If you don’t know her, you might be her… she’s “the cool girl.” I’m back from my international hiatus and I’m tapping into my h…
From horses to modeling, musical theatre and more, listen to my guests roast some of their most formative childhood memories: summer camps. Sprinkle in FMK, our new “Weenie of the Week” segment, and …
The one you’ve been waiting for… my exes take the open flame. As you’ll quickly learn from my guests, these fellas and their tendencies are so bizarre it’s impossible not to get sidetracked… buckle u…
On this special edition of the Two Glass Roast, we’re joined by my very own brother. A professional in both finance and making fun of me, he explores just one facet of my poor decision making: spendi…
Joined by the Ashburn Farm Barracudas’ most dedicated swim star, this episode pulls back the curtain on the chaos surrounding organized sports. Dial your therapist because you’re about to unlock some…
Nothing says, “Happy Valentine’s Day” like roasting your significant other 💕 Whether they’re holding up the line at Costco or hogging the comforter, our boyfriends are constantly getting in our hair …
In this inaugural episode, I’m joined by a couple of guests who have been around the block a time or two. Hear them talk about the worst “icks” they have encountered on the dating scene, as well as c…