The challenges of Cruising and Moving. Cheese rolls, roast lamb, calendars, pickleball and other useful and useless information

Have you ever been on a cruise ship, especially a large one, and got lost? Ever left your cabin and turned the wrong way?   It's all part of the fun.
Trying to understand why moving between U.S. States has to be challenging for seemingly "straight forward" requirements.
Cheese rolls, advent calendars. Simple things and over complicating them.
How you can create a sports world record and not win? Anything is possible in cricket.
Does playing Pickleball mean that you are old? Of course not.
A few English language nuances.