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Two Brits in America

Two Brits (more specifically Englishmen) now living in America discuss the nuances of two nations seperated by the Atlantic Ocean.
There is no limit to the nature of the subjects that are up for discussion.
Culture, food, sports, travel, beer, monarchy, politics, language, plus tons more, will be debated and analyzed (aka. analysed).
Fasten your seat belts, be tolerant, understanding, and have a laugh or two or three.

The added benefit of listening to this podcast for our American friends is that if you travel across the pond, you will be able to hit the ground running and fit right in with the local cuture,  and be language fluent (sort of).

Discussion Comedy Education Food Humor Society & Culture Culture Funny Life Stories
Update frequency
every 24 days
Average duration
34 minutes
Episodes
24
Years Active
2023 - 2025
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Sports & Recreation wierdness, croissants, England visitors adjusting to U.S. cultures

Sports & Recreation wierdness, croissants, England visitors adjusting to U.S. cultures

Lighthearted stories about having British family visit for two weeks, bringing familiar snacks and reigniting old British habits. This leads to conversations about family ancestry, DNA testing, and t…

00:37:18  |   Sat 16 Aug 2025
UK and US heatwaves, British pub culture and slang, traditional British foods, and mosquitoes

UK and US heatwaves, British pub culture and slang, traditional British foods, and mosquitoes

Francis and Malcolm discuss various topics including the differences between UK and US heatwaves, British pub culture and slang, traditional British foods like toad in the hole, and innovative ways t…

00:38:13  |   Sat 19 Jul 2025
Airlines, Weather, Robotaxis, Getting Old, Wifi Ovens, Language annoyances, and yummy Toad in the Hole

Airlines, Weather, Robotaxis, Getting Old, Wifi Ovens, Language annoyances, and yummy Toad in the Hole

The Two Brits are Malcolm Teasdale and Francis Carden.

Recent flight delays and cancellations. Is Britain to blame for the bad weather?

Taking a ride in a Waymo robotaxi 

Wi-Fi ovens

British food you mus…

00:34:58  |   Tue 01 Jul 2025
Airport signs, language confusion, and a few words and phrases to help people become more bilingual.

Airport signs, language confusion, and a few words and phrases to help people become more bilingual.

The Two Brits are Malcolm Teasdale and Francis Carden.

More language wierdness from around the USA, including a unique passenger sign at Milwaukee Airport. The recombobulate theory.

Wisconsin languages…

00:30:57  |   Sat 10 May 2025
Today's Intellectual Subjects: Doctor Visits,  911 or 999,  Home Electronics, Pain Meds and Window Panes, French Fries

Today's Intellectual Subjects: Doctor Visits, 911 or 999, Home Electronics, Pain Meds and Window Panes, French Fries

The Two Brits are Malcolm Teasdale and Francis Carden.

Subjects up for discussion and be warned, Francis is on a roll today:

  • Doctor visits
  • Valentine Day
  • 911 or 999 calls - why isn't there a global standa…
00:32:28  |   Thu 06 Feb 2025
'Tis the season to talk about appropriate things and some that are not. Happy 2025 all.

'Tis the season to talk about appropriate things and some that are not. Happy 2025 all.

The Two Brits are Malcolm Teasdale and Francis Carden.
It is that time of the year again. "Time flies when you are having fun" or as Kermit the Frog once said, "Time is fun when you are having flys"

Su…

00:37:40  |   Mon 30 Dec 2024
Turkey, Election Day Planning, Thanksgiving Travel Chaos, and a little Dr. Who lookback

Turkey, Election Day Planning, Thanksgiving Travel Chaos, and a little Dr. Who lookback

The Two Brits are Malcolm Teasdale and Francis Carden.
It was the time around Thanksgiving Day when this was recorded, so some discussion was required.

So where did the name Turkey originate from?
Why d…

00:32:54  |   Thu 12 Dec 2024
Time Zones, Siri Accents, British Food, plus other bits of Humor (aka Humour) and Confusion

Time Zones, Siri Accents, British Food, plus other bits of Humor (aka Humour) and Confusion

Time zones, daylight savings time around the world. Why does it have to be confusing? Especially if you travel.
Why are some nations 30 mins or even 15 mins offset from the rest of the world?
Airport /…

00:41:34  |   Tue 12 Nov 2024
The challenges of Cruising and Moving. Cheese rolls, roast lamb, calendars,  pickleball and other useful and useless information

The challenges of Cruising and Moving. Cheese rolls, roast lamb, calendars, pickleball and other useful and useless information

Have you ever been on a cruise ship, especially a large one, and got lost? Ever left your cabin and turned the wrong way?   It's all part of the fun.
Trying to understand why moving between U.S. State…

00:30:14  |   Sat 19 Oct 2024
Defying logic - medical forms, prisons, TV adverts, and other annoying stuff

Defying logic - medical forms, prisons, TV adverts, and other annoying stuff

The Two Brits are Malcolm Teasdale and Francis Carden.

The moving house saga continues for a few minutes, so excuse us for that.

Some things we just don't get or it defies logic:

  • Why is the word "mother…
00:32:46  |   Sat 21 Sep 2024
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The "Logical or Not" discussion: Moving house quotes; Olympic medal count; Device cables; Over-tourism in Europe

The Two Brits are Malcolm Teasdale and Francis Carden.

More gripes and analysis from the Two Brits in America.

  • House Moving Quotes: Illogical explanation of cost
  • Olympic Medal Count: Why does the USA do…
00:31:35  |   Tue 20 Aug 2024
Food & Drink anomolies - Mothers Ruin, Spotted Dick, room temperature beer, and the case to ban tipping

Food & Drink anomolies - Mothers Ruin, Spotted Dick, room temperature beer, and the case to ban tipping

The Two Brits are Malcolm Teasdale and Francis Carden.
The title will tempt you to listen to the whole podcast. What on earth is Mother's Ruin and Spotted Dick?
The attempt to answer the question of wh…

00:33:30  |   Sat 06 Jul 2024
AI, Public Holidays, Grocery Stores, Saying Stuff Out of Line, and other food for thought

AI, Public Holidays, Grocery Stores, Saying Stuff Out of Line, and other food for thought

The Two Brits are Malcolm Teasdale and Francis Carden.
A mention about Artifical Intelligence - facts and opinions. 
That time of year it is, so a chat about Public Holidays (ie. Bank Holidays) with  o…

00:36:47  |   Sat 01 Jun 2024
Wacky Sports, Atlanta Airport Parking, Food Nuances and Gripes from both sides of the Pond

Wacky Sports, Atlanta Airport Parking, Food Nuances and Gripes from both sides of the Pond

The Two Brits are Malcolm Teasdale and Francis Carden.
After describing the fallout from explaining cricket and goat racing from Malcolm's recent experience in Tobago, we get into more serious stuff.
A…

00:37:54  |   Thu 02 May 2024
Moans and Groans - Cricket rules (2 minute version), Alexa and accents, messing with English tea and the English flag

Moans and Groans - Cricket rules (2 minute version), Alexa and accents, messing with English tea and the English flag

The Two Brits are Malcolm Teasdale and Francis Carden.

The title sounds a little dramatic but the episode is all good and informative. Two things are important to the English and that is tea and the f…

00:34:48  |   Mon 08 Apr 2024
Brits in America and a Brit in Asia - all the latest opinions for the day, including driving, imperial v metric logic, appliances, and travel nuances.

Brits in America and a Brit in Asia - all the latest opinions for the day, including driving, imperial v metric logic, appliances, and travel nuances.

The Two Brits are Malcolm Teasdale and Francis Carden.

Firstly, apologies for the delay in this episode out on the street, but jet lagged Malcolm just returned from his escapades in Asia. He is in  fa…

00:27:13  |   Wed 20 Mar 2024
Just a 30 minute chinwag (aka chit chat) about travel, planes, foreign currency, and other related stuff

Just a 30 minute chinwag (aka chit chat) about travel, planes, foreign currency, and other related stuff

The Two Brits are Malcolm Teasdale and Francis Carden.

With Malcolm embarking on a trip to Asia, it was time for a quick converstion about travel, albeit a basic one.
Comparing the old days to the curr…

00:33:27  |   Mon 19 Feb 2024
Pre-Superbowl chit chat and comparisons about sporty stuff from America and Britain. Rules, opinions, commentary, etc.

Pre-Superbowl chit chat and comparisons about sporty stuff from America and Britain. Rules, opinions, commentary, etc.

The Two Brits are Malcolm Teasdale and Francis Carden.

Talking about their expertise (or lack thereof) and opinions about the Big Game. 
All in jest, but lots of "why" questions with regards to the sub…

00:45:27  |   Fri 09 Feb 2024
Words & Phrases - The quest to eliminate confusion just a little. Beneficial to both Brits and Americans, sort of.

Words & Phrases - The quest to eliminate confusion just a little. Beneficial to both Brits and Americans, sort of.

The Two Brits are Malcolm Teasdale and Francis Carden.
Words and Phrases from both sides of the Atlantic Ocean. It's a start at least. These two Brits  could have talked about this subject for hours, …

00:37:17  |   Fri 02 Feb 2024
Bringing in 2024 - Celebrations, Food, Things Dropping, Techy Anomolies, and other strange stuff

Bringing in 2024 - Celebrations, Food, Things Dropping, Techy Anomolies, and other strange stuff

The Two Brits are Malcolm Teasdale and Francis Carden.
What we did on New Years Eve. Traditional dropping of items to welcome 2024. 
Drinking and eating:
Sipping the night away, Baked Potatoes, Indian f…

00:33:24  |   Sat 20 Jan 2024
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