Arbitrary-versaries

What counts as an anniversary, really? Don and Kelly dive into the quirky world of “arbitrary-versaries”—those random milestones couples latch onto, like the first time someone did yard work or the day one of them chose sleep over sex (with a celebratory high-five). Along the way, they compare their own low-key approach to anniversaries, laugh over the idea of commemorating fart dates, and uncover how traditions like Prosecco Sunday become just as meaningful as a wedding day.

This episode has it all: awkward gift talk (crystal candy dish, anyone?), accidental eye rolls, business pitches for fart-iversary cards, and the ongoing debate over whether celebrating “everything” actually makes milestones matter more—or less.

It’s equal parts funny, honest, and unexpectedly sweet. Whether you love grand gestures or think anniversaries are overrated, you’ll find yourself nodding (and laughing) along.

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