The Official Cookout Eligibility Exam

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Sharpen your pencils and pass the potato salad — it’s time for The Official Cookout Eligibility Exam.

We’re kicking things off with a moment of truth and reflection as we honor Juneteenth — a celebration of delayed freedom, erased history, and ongoing resistance. It’s not just a day off. It’s not about hashtags. And Brenda, this is still not the time for red, white, and blue or unseasoned coleslaw.

Then? It’s exam time. We break down the cookout rules that should be common knowledge:
✅ Don’t microwave ribs.
✅ Don’t ghost after RSVP’ing.
✅ Don’t show up with a plus-one and a Tupperware collection.
✅ Don’t bring drama without ice.
✅ And don’t you dare talk Uno trash if you don’t know the rules.

We also spiral into buffet crimes, bidet chaos, house ownership heartbreak, Sonic nostalgia, loyalty tests, Facebook invite trauma, and whether being in your 30s is actually fun or just well-decorated exhaustion.

This episode has everything: history, humor, hot dogs, and hard truths. So pull up a lawn chair, pass the mac & cheese (with crispy edges), and take the test. We’ll be grading on a curve — but only if you brought something good.

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September’s here, which means new routines, reality checks, and maybe a little chaos. Grab your emotional lunchbox and let’s dive in.

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