The Embarrassment Olympics: Gold Medals for Social Fails and Cringeworthy Confessions

This is your sign to text your fave unlicensed therapists. (That’s us).

Buckle up, hoes—this one’s gross, unfiltered, and probably going to haunt you.

This week on Twin Tangents: Because Therapy Was Booked, Anthony and Nalee dive headfirst into the toilet bowl of shame and resurface with gold medals in poop stories, puke disasters, sexual mishaps, childhood cringe, and public humiliation that deserves hazard pay.

We’re talking:
 🚽 Bodily functions that betrayed us at the worst possible times
 💌 Romantic regrets that still make us dry-heave
 👶 Childhood trauma disguised as “funny family stories”
 🍑 Sexual situationships that were anything but sexy
 🫠 Listener submissions that made us say “WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH Y’ALL” (with love)

We gag. We cackle. We spiral. And we remind you that everyone has that one story they’ve never told… until now.

This episode is for the overthinkers, the midnight cringers, the ones still haunted by that one thing they did in seventh grade. You’re safe here. You’re disgusting here. You’re home.

So grab a drink (or a barf bag), and join us for the only Olympic event where the winners are the ones brave enough to say, “Yep… that happened. And now you know.”

⚠️ Twin Tangents: Because Therapy Was Booked ⚠️
 Unfiltered. Unapologetic. Unhinged (just a bit).

Hosted by Nalee & Anthony—this is your safe, spicy space to spiral. Expect adult content, hot takes, and high-functioning chaos.

And yes, we call our listeners H.O.E.S.
 (Hilarious. Over it. Emotionally unstable. Spicy.)
 It’s not an insult. It’s a hoe-mmunity.

Got a messy story? From cringe group chats to back-to-school disasters, share it with us—you might hear it on a future episode.

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September’s here, which means new routines, reality checks, and maybe a little chaos. Grab your emotional lunchbox and let’s dive in.

Thanks for spending part of your reset with us. Remember—messy, honest, and evolving is still valid. See you next week.

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