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we return after hibernation to talk about fake news (looking at a certain BBC radio ulster host), the astrological axis of the earth, a semi accurate history of the world, us war crimes, chadwick bos…

back with a bang discussing the one and only academy awards with our predictions,  a brief history of bonnie's tragic birthday bash, finding strange romanian men, receiving messages from god in dream…

happy new year from your tragic faves! looking back on the year 2019 with our top moments featuring special guest Peter (whose friendship is one of alasdair's top moments he forgot to mention), a lot…

in which we discuss love lives, roommates with even more tragic lives than us, cleaning toilets, selfish customers, ethical porn, jake gyllenhaal (again), p*lanski (again) and vitas

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in this spooky special we uncover the haunting questions of why Alasdair is such a bitch, what is a 'red hand of Ulster'?, do ghosts really exist? does Alasdair know what the Vietnam war was? why is …

A very lacklustre comeback featuring the adventures of Bonnie in Shagaluf, the origin of Big Slut, one upping terrible customers, playing hard to get, creating health and hygiene issues with ketchup,…

A short rollercoaster recorded in the iconic Tragic location that is a Wetherspoons, in which we cover theories on ginger people, the perils of online dating, why men hate the environment, why women …

In this rollercoaster we cover current affairs, terrible roommates, the merit of brands, becoming THOTS, the best coffee I have ever had (in a surprise location!), NYC chaos storytime, remaking class…

a longer episode as we deep dive into our favourite underrated actors (incl. Timothy Dalton, Bela Lugosi and Channing Tatum), with a lot of pointless trash talk in between, pointless anecdotes, unrel…

we make a great start with a terrible mic, no structure, and constant inexplicable laughter due to the presence of a secret kitten jumping across the room.
talking lana del rey, red flags, customer se…