TortureVision Television
TortureVision was founded by Anthony Dynar and Branden Haize. Our mission is to offer movie and television reviews to those who find enjoyment in watching horrendously flawed entertainment. Our podcast covers a wide variety of content, from our thoughts on unfunny sitcoms to abysmal box office bombs. We invite you to partake in our madness, absolutely free of charge! You can stream our reviews from the TortureVision blog now, or download our MP3 files and save them for future consumption. We hope our contribution fits well within the already oversaturated Internet podcasting market.
- Update frequency
- every 5 days
- Episodes
- 57
- Years Active
- 2014 - 2017
The Devil's Rain (1975)
A group of Satan worshippers (lead by Ernest Borgnine) are searching for an ancient book. Within this tome lies the secrets behind hatching a giant egg. The egg contains a mixture of human souls and …
Fri 10 Mar 2017
The Pit (1981)
A creepy child and his demonic teddy bear friend stumble upon a pit full of monsters out in the woods. It's your average coming of age tale involving sexual harassment and human sacrifice. Right-Clic…
Fri 03 Mar 2017
Frogs (1972)
5 score and 7 years after the abolishment of slavery, a small marsh land in Florida is infested with psychic frogs. Will the inhabitants of the planet learn to reuse, reduce, and recycle to stay aliv…
Fri 17 Feb 2017
Magic (1978)
Anthony Hopkins is 50% magician, 50% ventriloquist, and 100% crazy in this unsung 1970's gem called Magic. If you weren't already creeped out by ventriloquist dummies, you will be after listening to …
Fri 10 Feb 2017
Bone 1972
Bill and Bernadette are an unhappily married couple, living a complete lie in almost every respect. They reside in a fabulous mansion, and drive a flashy car, but they're flat broke (and living on cr…
Fri 03 Feb 2017
Edith's 50th Birthday S08E04&05
The term "very special episode" translates to "absolute trainwreck" in this extremely hard to watch episode of All in the Family, where Edith Bunker gets sexually assaulted (while the live studio aud…
Sat 05 Nov 2016
An Unexpected Love (2003)
When Kate's marriage to her husband Jack falls apart, her sexual interests sway toward the female persuasion. Attracted to a woman named McNally, Kate fires up a lesbian relationship that sends shock…
Sat 05 Nov 2016
She Woke Up Pregnant (1996)
One fateful day, happy housewife Connie Loftis went to the dentist's office to get an oral check-up. Unfortunately, her pervy dentist was more interested in exploring a different orifice. A few month…
Sat 05 Nov 2016
Heil Honey I'm Home! S01E01
On September 30th, 1990, writer/producer Geoff Atkinson gave the world a sitcom nobody wanted. It depicted Adolf Hitler in a similar fashion to shows like “The Honeymooners” and “I Love Lucy.” Titled…
Sat 05 Nov 2016
Follow that Bird (1985)
When a closed-minded segregationist group, The Feathered Friends, learns that Big Bird is living amongst mixed races (and species) on Sesames Street, they scramble to find him a “proper” birds-only h…
Sun 24 May 2015
Volume 2 of Minis (Episodes 8-14)
TortureVision Presents Volume #2 of Minis, a compilation of episodes 8-14, for your consumption [Remo Williams (1985), The Baby (1973), American Gothic (1988), The Incredible 2 Headed Transplant (197…
Sat 02 May 2015
Teen Wolf (1985)
High school student Scott Howard (played by 23 year old Michael J. Fox) finds himself going through some very unique life changes. At first he believes his troubles to be (late) puberty, but they're …
Sat 21 Mar 2015
Boxing Helena (1993)
Actor Julian Sands plays Dr. Nick Cavanaugh, a man who's sickly obsessed with a beautiful, but bitchy, woman named Helena, played by actress Sherilyn Fenn. Helena wants absolutely nothing to do with …
Fri 23 Jan 2015
Cliffhanger (1993)
Sylvester Stallone plays Gabe Walker, a park ranger that's part man and part mountain goat. Gabe works in the field of technical rescue, tasked with ensuring the safety of all mountain climbers and o…
Wed 31 Dec 2014
Man of Steel (2013)
Regretfully, we don't have time to write a summary for this week's episode. An earth-wide state of emergency has been declared, as water, power and many other civil services have been disrupted acros…
Sun 14 Dec 2014
The Next Karate Kid (1994)
It took several decades, but little Ralph Macchio finally grew up! Too physically mature to continue playing a child in The Karate Kid films, the franchise had to revamp itself with Hilary Swank (as …
Sat 25 Oct 2014
7th Heaven S08E09
Today we take a look at "7th Heaven," in light of Stephen Collins' recent child molestation allegations. TortureVision Rating: ABORTION Good features were better than expected. Bad features were awfu…
Thu 09 Oct 2014
The Day My Kid Went Punk (1987)
ABC Afterschool Specials S16E03 (The Day My Kid Went Punk) Terry plays violin in his high school band, but it's the 1980's and classical music hasn't been cool for roughly 200 years. Terribly unpopul…
Sat 04 Oct 2014
Volume 1 of Minis (Episodes 1-7)
TortureVision Presents Volume #1 of Minis, a compilation of episodes 1-7, for your consumption (Linda and Abilene, Not of this Earth, Humanoids from the Deep, Urge to kill, Automan, The Gary Coleman …
Sun 28 Sep 2014
Jurassic Park 2 (1997)
A few characters you grew to love in Jurassic Park have returned for an unnecessary sequel, determined to ruin your opinions of them and shit upon your fond memories of the original film. In this din…
Sun 14 Sep 2014
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