Today's Review of Assorted Cinema

From horror cinema darling James Wan comes his most horrifying feature yet: Aquaman! I mean… Dead Silence! After the wife of Jamie Ashen dies under mysterious puppet-related circumstances, Jamie retu…

From the director of Donnie Darko, a film no one wanted to see because 9/11 happened, comes Richard Kelly’s sophomore feature, Southland Tales. A film no one wanted to see because 9/11 made the scrip…

If those dinner parties you were invited to by your weird coworker were anything like the dinner party in Coherence, I’m sure you’ll be glad the sitter had to cancel! When eight friends arrive for a …

Instead of doing the sensible option of just filming large piles of money burning to ash, Universal Pictures and Blumhouse instead chose to waste even more money and make The Exorcist: Believer! This…

Abandoned children, alcoholism, gun violence, and car crashes galore. It must be a Satoshi Kon Christmas in his 2003 classic, “Tokyo Godfathers!” When our homeless protagonists, Gin, Hana, and Miyuki…

If there’s anything the world has in common with the film “Another Round,” it’s scraping by through a pandemic in-between bouts of heavy drinking! Mads Mikkelsen and three other guys shine as four Co…

From the director of 48 Hours and the cult classic film The Warriors, comes a movie you’ve probably never seen, but inspired stuff you probably have! It’s Streets of Fire! Michael Pare stars as Tom C…

Grab your barf bag and prepare to look away for this egg-citing new episode where we’ll be tackling the iconic John Waters hit “Pink Flamingos!” Drag queen Divine stars as a criminal under the name B…

*THIS WAS RECORDED AS OUR 10th EPISODE. OUR RECORDING OF TOKYO GODFATHERS WAS LOST AND WILL BE THE NEW EPISODE 10*

If you thought the aliens from “Signs” were scary, wait till you see M. Night Shyamal…

Gag me with a spoon and let's get totally tubular, lads, we’re travelling back to 1980s Ireland in “Sing Street!” In this coming-of-age tale a boy named Conor is transferred to Synge Street CBS, a sc…

While most cabin in the woods movies involve a final girl, a spooky slasher villain, and plenty of jump scares to go around, The Man From Earth boldly chooses to consist mostly of people talking in a…

A Catholic caper of ciphers, car chases, and creepy crypts? No, it’s not that Easter barbecue we don’t talk about; it must be Ron Howard’s 2006 film “The Da Vinci Code.” Based on the early 2000s phe…

Get out your camcorder and put on your Peachfuzz mask, cause we’re talking about 2014’s “Creep!” Directed by and starring Patrick Brice, this found footage thriller follows Aaron, a very stupid man, …

Turn that frown upside down, or the TraumaMan will get you! It’s Parker Finn’s “Smile!” Based on Finn’s short film “Laura Hasn’t Slept,” “Smile” follows in the footsteps of modern boogeyman curse fil…