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What if Animals Think Like People?

Author
Justin Barone | Friendly Neighbourhood Pothead
Published
Fri 15 Aug 2025
Episode Link
https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thoughts-off-the-stem/episodes/What-if-Animals-Think-Like-People-e36oulc

What If Animals Thought Like People?Ever looked your dog dead in the eyes and thought, “Are you judging me right now… in my own voice?” Yeah. Same.In this episode of Thoughts Off The Stem, Justin Barone gets hilariously philosophical about what it would be like if animals thought like people. Do they have inner voices? Are they narrating their lives in your voice? Or worse — do they sound like Steve from Accounting?From cats with passive-aggressive commentary to dogs who clearly think they run the place, we dive into stoner logic, pet-owner thoughts, and the weird inner worlds we project onto our furry roommates. It's a high-thought spiral about communication, consciousness, and whether your hamster secretly thinks you're an idiot.Spark one, cuddle your pet, and get ready to laugh through the existential weirdness of animal minds.🔥 What You’ll Hear:Why we imagine pets with inner monologuesThe stoner science behind anthropomorphism (yup, big word)Real theories on animal consciousness (mixed with weed logic)Pets as people, pets as stoners, and everything in betweenJustin's take on how his cat probably thinks he’s a moron.


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