09-26-2024 - On This Day in Insane History

On September 26, 2024 a most unusual event occurred when the town of Bubble, Kansas experienced a mysteriously joyful disaster. It began as a normal Saturday morning, the townsfolk going about their weekend routines, when all of a sudden a rumbling was heard in the distance. At first it was ignored, after all small tremors weren’t uncommon for the area. But this rumbling grew closer and louder by the second.

Without warning a massive wave of bubbles, thousands upon thousands of colorful bubbles cascaded over the town square. Children at play were magically lifted by the bubble blizzard, giggling with glee as they bounced along the glistening orbs. Adults going about their shopping screeched in surprise but quickly joined in the laughter as the bubbles overwhelmed them. Cars driving down main street were brought to a halt, their windshields completely obstructed by the multi-colored mess.

Local scientists were bewildered, never before had such an event occurred. Where had these bubbles come from? What strange phenomenon could cause such a joyous anomaly? The bubbles continued unabated for over an hour, coating the entirety of Bubble in a thick film of soap and rainbow hues. When the bubble barrage finally subsided the townspeople emerged from their rainbow-tinted hiding spots, dripping but smiling. Though questions remained, the day would live on in history as a one completely bizarre but celebratory Saturday in the small town of Bubble, Kansas.