09-22-2024 - On This Day in Insane History

On September 22nd, 2024 in the small town of Beaverlick, Kentucky, a most bizarre event occurred that its residents would never forget. It was a humid Tuesday morning just after 9 AM when Old Man Johnson spotted something most peculiar out by the edge of woods on his property. At first he thought it might be some sort of animal, but as he got closer he realized with shock that it was in fact no animal at all. Lying there appearing dazed and confused was none other than the town's barber, Harvey Pembroke, naked as the day he was born except for one silk sock on his left foot.

When Old Man Johnson asked what in tarnation had happened, Harvey's response made little sense - he rambled about little green men, bright lights, and being given an "entire haircut from head to toe" including areas where no hair should rightfully be. Old Man Johnson helped the discombobulated Harvey back into town to the doctor's office, but not before several other residents witnessed the strange sight and wished they could unsee what they'd seen. News spread like wildfire, and soon all of Beaverlick was abuzz trying to make sense of the soap opera plot twist their quiet town had been thrust into. To this day, no one is entirely sure what did occur out in the woods that morning. All that is known for certain is that Harvey Pembroke never gave another haircut in Beaverlick again.