09-21-2024 - On This Day in Insane History

On September 21st, 2024 in the small town of Beaverton Oregon, a most unusual event occurred. It was a sunny Saturday morning and Fred Johnson was outside as usual, enjoying his morning coffee on the front porch and puttering in the garden, when suddenly he heard the oddest noise coming from deep within the forest that bordered his property. At first he thought it might be a wild animal of some sort, so he cautiously went to investigate. What he found shocked him to his very core. There, tangled in a patch of blackberry vines, was his neighbor Edna's prized Pekingese dog, Constable - except Constable had been dyed a very vibrant shade of purple! No one could explain how or why this happened, but one thing was certain - poor Constable was quite distressed by his new appearance and it took Fred the better part of an hour to untangle and rescue the puzzled pup. To this day, the mystery of Constable's colorful transformation remains unsolved, though occasionally on quiet summer nights when the moon is full, folks in Beaverton have reported strange unexplained sounds drifting through the forest...