09-14-2024 - On This Day in Insane History

On September 14th, 2024 in the small town of Jamestown, North Dakota, an unusual event occurred that startled locals and made headlines around the world. It was a typical late summer morning, with few clouds in the sky. Farmer John Schmidt was in one of his fields, taking inventory of his corn crops, when suddenly he heard a strange rumbling sound coming from the sky. Looking up, he could hardly believe his eyes. Flying overhead was what appeared to be a large metal object, silvery and gleaming in the sun, unlike any aircraft he had ever seen.

But what really shocked Farmer John was when hatches on the underside of the craft opened up, and from within emerged seven strange beings that were clearly not human. They had leathery gray skin and large bulbous heads with enormous black eyes. Through hand gestures and a device that translated their language, these peculiar visitors attempted to communicate that they had come from a planet called Zoltar 12, in the star system of Rigel. They sought only to observe life on Earth as part of their intergalactic explorations. Naturally, word of this close encounter spread through Jamestown like wildfire. When local reporters and UFO enthusiasts arrived at the scene, the space visitors promptly returned to their craft and rocketed back up into the sky. To this day, no one has been able to explain the mysterious visitation of those entities from afar, on September 14th, 2024 in Jamestown.