08-08-2024 - On This Day in Insane History

On August 8th, 2024 in a small coastal village in Portugal, the townsfolk were startled by a most unusual phenomenon. It was roughly 9:50 in the morning when old Antonio Oliveira noticed something strange lurking in the waters just offshore. As the retired fisherman peered closely, using a handcrafted spyglass he had received as a boy, he realized with a shock that the strange object was in fact a giant squid! But not just any giant squid—this one appeared to be a previously unknown species, with ten arms nearly fifty feet in length emanating from its bulbous mantle.

Wasting no time, Antonio rang the church bells to alert the village. The people rushed to the rocky shore, curious and bewildered by the commotion. Word spread like wildfire—there was a monster in the sea! When they arrived and saw this beast with their own eyes, gasps and shouts of terror could be heard up and down the coast. But soon amazement took over as they observed its graceful movements, dipping and swirling in the waves.

News traveled fast, and before long scientists, reporters and curious onlookers had descended upon the tiny town. After hours of study and photographs, it was confirmed—this was an exciting new discovery. Antonio, the man who uncovered the mystery, quickly became a local celebrity. His skill and quick thinking had brought worldwide attention to their quiet village. While the squid eventually disappeared back into the depths, its brief visit would not be forgotten. To this day the people there celebrate August 8th as the "Feast of Ten Arms," honoring both the remarkable creature and the humble man who changed their little piece of history.