Ty & Eric discuss why Subway lacks Everything bread, Kevin Gates' Instagram story (don’t watch it), how Subway comforts tourists in Paris, fighting with hotel concierge for a bottle opener, Mexican avocado conspiracies, picking fights with franchise owners, sandwich intellectual property, affogato thirst traps, tossing veggies over the sneeze guard, and Think Fresh’s new collaboration with Laird Superfood and Wongo Puzzles.