Things That Will Burn In Hell with Phoenix West
Sometimes things suck and deserve to burn in hell. This is a list of those things presented by Phoenix West. To buy the book, click here: http://www.loiteringinwonderland.com/store/
- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 7 minutes
- Episodes
- 100
- Years Active
- 2017 - 2019
100 - Blogs & Vlogs
This was written in response to episode 99 as a means to say that who gives a shit what I have to say anyway? I'm just some asshole on the internet without a valid opinion. Yay, America!
99 - Sacred Be Americana
I don't hate America. Don't be stupid. I hate you taking the flag and song as sacred items that ARE America. The places. The people. The things we strive for. That's America. Sacred Be Americana is s…
98 - Ghosts
You're an adult. Grow the fuck up. Scooby Don't isn't coming to save you. Common sense is.
97 - Virtual Driving
Do not read this episode description while driving. If you do then you should die.
96 - Dead-Ends
Expose yourself to me quicker. Stop hiding or I'll change your roads forever.
94 - The Nap
I took a nap seven years ago and I'm still feasting on brains. Black-tar brains.
93 - Mile-High Cinema Club
It's like the regular mile-high club except you aren't having sex. But you are getting fucked.
92 - Parental Phrases
This episode offers solid advice that LIW Studios cannot be held responsible for if you consider of follow through with. Obviously. Don't be a fucking idiot. But you already are because you had kids …
91 - Chinese Letter Tattoos
I can't believe I got to paper cone cups before I got to this stupid shit. Or as it says on your arm, "wisdom."
90 - The Big, Fat Advertising Dick
Grab those ankles for McDonald's advertising! You'll be lovin' it.
89 - Fantasy
Imagine a world where you could get your characters out of any situation by the mere flick of your wrist and pen. Welcome to the world of fantasy.
87 - Game Shows
How about you watch yourself play the best solo game of Russian roulette?
86. Sexual Rap Songs
We're no longer "let's get it on"-ing. Now we're "suck this till all the cream is gone"-ing. Do you like sex? Aren't you special? Better start writing songs about that unique pastime of yours.
84 - Emo Scene
Don't kill yourself over this episode. Seriously. If you do, keep me out of the note. But don't even do it. The suicide part. DO the keepign me out of the note part. But not suicide yourself. Is the …
83 - Most Jackets
I know. I don't know how I can complain about this topic either but I forced a way. I mean found. I found a way to force it. Wait... Shit. Fuck it and fuck jackets.
81. Edward Scissorhands
Freddy Kruger + The Crow - everything about those characters that makes them awesome = Edward Scissorhands.