Episode 55 - Croatoan

Last week's time management discussion must not have been taken to heart, as The Worst Adults ran out of time before even getting around to this week's designated topic. Instead, they just hang like buds and discuss the mystery of the Roanoke Colony. Along the way, they tackle a J.J. Abrams-style history mystery, prevent Judgement Day through the power of 90s sitcoms, pick their patronai, shoot Voldemort into space, do Larry the Cable Guy impressions, write some checks, and justify their lack of restraint!

Talking Points:

• Explain yourselves! (00:00)
• The Lost Colony! (05:51)
• Wikipedia Out Loud! (07:35)
• J.K. Rowling: Time-Traveling Philanthropist! (09:55)
• 3rd Rock from the Sun explained! (13:44)
• Wizards in space! (18:45)
• Adam's patronus! (22:33)
• Checks! (23:54)
• Matthew's patronus! (29:52)
• The episode writes itself! (35:43)
• Larry the Cable Guy wrecks Skype! (37:45)
• Closing thoughts! (40:25)

As always we'd like to thank show artist Laura Cooper of XPwebcomic.com, Bensound.com, J.K. Rowling, and you the listener! If you like us, share our sampler, support us on Patreon, and hit us up on the Internet! Fun Fact: We recorded this on Monday night; on Wednesday night American Horror Story aired the first episode of its Roanoke-based season... the theme of which they DID NOT REVEAL UNTIL AIRING... Are we psychic? Are we cursed? Should AHS take us on as staff writers? YOU be the judge! (Also, yes to all, probably.)