James and Jonathan discuss James' new fascination with "Storage Wars" and James claims it's his new calling- then the gang touches on celebrity relationships, a dehydrated schoolboy, and NBA asthma in smoke-filled China. In segment 2, James upholds his ridiculous Texas loyalty, Paul and Jonathan talk about how much money a listener would pay to see them make out, and Chazz Bono's crazy 'situation'. Finally, James touches on a comedy no-no that's actually pretty funny...