James grills Jonathan on when he'll get married and his upcoming anniversary and James brags about his weight loss triumphs. Then, in NEWS, the two discuss the abused homeless man from Fullerton and a South African bank robber who got away... In segment 2, the gang interviews Paul about a recent camping trip in TWO MINUTES WITH PAUL and go back to fretting the economy. Finally, in IS IT FUNNY, Jon brings us back to a time when crime was cool...