...don't knock on my door, I don't have any candy for you. But secretly I'm on my couch watching TV. Other than that, welcome to the Halloween edition of the Experience where we talk about Halloween, my views on dog-children, and the cranky elephant in the room. The candy gets you sick, but this show does not. Reach out to us at [email protected] and tell us what you dressed up as...and please, no 'naughty' costumes. I refuse to believe in 'naughty' janitors or 'naughty' movie ticket takers.