The Unprofessionals

This week on The Unprofessionals Podcast, we dive headfirst into the terrifying world of being courageous… which, for us, usually means ordering extra chili on our kebabs or finally checking the bank…

With EVO finally off doing something useful (like not babysitting two adult toddlers), the big dogs are officially off the leash—and chewing through the furniture. Left unsupervised in the studio, th…

The lads are back – loud, loose, and heading down to the cricket centre to watch the undisputed kings of indoor cricket, DEEP HEAT, take on a team of no-name flogs who probably still call their mum a…

Strap in, you nostalgic gremlins – we’re going back to a time when your phone could kill a man, your car had less computing power than a toaster, and your Tamagotchi died more often than your dreams.

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This week we’re boiling you're bits, psychoanalyzing mass murderers, and deep-throating Tim Tams like our lives depend on it. From Yoni steaming disasters (spoiler: someone definitely scorched a lip)…

Ever wondered which country raises the finest serial killers? Neither did we, until we accidentally Googled "top 10 serial killers by country" instead of "top 10 cereal brands" (classic mix-up). Now …

We're limping, screaming, and swearing our way toward EPISODE 100 – and if you thought the last 89 were chaotic dumpster fires, just wait until this glorious trainwreck hits triple digits.

It’s gonna …

This week, the boys dive deep into the chaotic, drug-fuelled world of Ozzy bloody Osbourne — from snorting ants to chewing bat heads and mumbling like your drunk uncle at Christmas. It’s all things r…

The boys are back — belligerent, buzzing, and borderline banned from podcast platforms.

This week, the mad rooters crack open the legendary Brother V Brother beer from the absolute weapon lords at Ho…

It all started with a burger so filthy it needed eight napkins and a safe word. Then came the sausage — courtesy of EVO — limp, uninspired, and frankly, a bit of a cry for help.

The lads tried to be p…

In this week’s unhinged adventure:

• Is Ozempic making the ol’ fella bigger? Science probably says no, but we’ve got zero qualifications and big dreams – should everyone be on the juice if it means bulg…

Strap in (and maybe grab some milk), because in this episode we decided to take on the Hot Ones spicy noodles like the masochists we are. Spoiler: things get sweaty, teary, and dangerously close to a…

Hold onto your camp chairs and crack a frothy, because TONY IS IN THE BUILDING! That’s right — the king of off-road, reality TV royalty, and certified sales weapon from Wild Track Leisure Australia (…

Grab your helmets and noise-canceling headphones, folks—because today we unleash The Great Rant. What started as a casual convo spiraled into a caffeine-fueled verbal rampage of epic proportions. No …

Buckle up, digital warriors, because we’re taking a dial-up-speed dive into the glittery, slightly sweaty panic of the year 2000. That’s right—Y2K, the computer bug that was supposed to turn microwav…

Alright, Unprofessionals, get ready for Episode 82! This week, E-dawg's deep in Kununurra, living it up in croc country (the scaly kind, not the comfy footwear!), which means he tragically missed out…

Alright, buckle up, Unprofessionals! E-dawg's still "under the weather" this week, phoning in sick for the second week running. Suspicious, right? Especially considering his suspiciously good time do…

Steve's back, and miraculously, he's hangover-free after his wild Kalgoorlie escapade! Get ready for the uncensored truth about his antics with Miss Turkish Delight from last week's episode. Plus, we…

Strap yourselves in for a hilariously chaotic ride as Edawg valiantly (and hilariously) fails to wrangle a spectacularly inebriated Evo.

This week, Evo's "networking" at a local skimpy bar takes a bi…

Strap into your DeLorean (or your uncle’s rusted Corolla) because the boys are taking you way back to 1987 — a time when cars were cheap, women were beautiful, and everything was somehow cooler in sh…