‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast -The Optimum MILF

Its Episode 53 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by Teesside's very own Mam Slammer Ted Hanky!

This week Ted and Mala discuss the optimum age of a MILF, the difficulty of directing your wee straight after a scuttle, Boro's two league defeats, the secret behind Wigan Athletics pending administration, Mala's new job, and Ted's application for the vacant lead singer role in top UK band Kasabian. 

Plus, the Offshore Boys with another splendid episode... Pybo's on a date.

Ted also answers all your questions in the 'Ask Ted' part of the show. 

Be on the next show, leave a voicemail question by calling this number: 07955750211

The show contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)

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Written and performed by Ted Hanky

Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance

Additional credits this week to Chris Giles and Craig Jones

A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production

Sponsored by The Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival and comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com

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Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.

Music

'Silly Intro' & 'Banjo's Unite' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com

'NoWay3' by PeriTune | http://peritune.com

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