The Spoony Bard's Aural Theatre
Herein we perform old video games for you in the style of an audiobook or old timey radio drama. We use music and sound effects taken directly from the game itself, and all lines of dialogue are exactly as they appear in-game.
- Update frequency
- every 9 days
- Average duration
- 33 minutes
- Episodes
- 51
- Years Active
- 2019 - 2023
PERMADETH! 044: The Lost Tribe
JOIN THE SEARCH FOR THE LOST TRIBE!
Special guest Michael (he/him) joins friend Austin (he/them) in an adventure through New Zealand! Courtney (she/her) is also here, in the audience.
Read by Calvin…
PERMADETH! 043: Space Patrol
YOU ARE A SPACE PILOT IN THE 23RD CENTURY.
Special returning guest Austin (he/they) comes to tackle Space Patrol again. Famously, their previous attempt resulted in being destroyed after but a singl…
PERMADETH! 042: The Phantom Submarine
TACKLE TERRORS BENEATH THE WAVES!
Second Person: Zeke! (he/him) And Joined Once Again By: Cory! (he/him) Read by: Calvin (he/him)
Adventure Meme by Kevin MacLeod Free download: https://filmmusic.io/s…
PERMADETH! 041: Trouble on Planet Earth
WHO IS STEALING EARTH'S OIL?
Second Person: Kensey! (she/her) Also Second Person: Courtney! (she/her) Read by: Calvin (he/him)
Adventure Meme by Kevin MacLeod Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song…
PERMADETH! 040: Vampire Express
YOU'RE IN THE HEART OF VAMPIRE COUNTRY... AND THERE'S NO TURNING BACK.
Second Person: Daniel! (he/him) Read by: Calvin (he/him)
Adventure Meme by Kevin MacLeod Free download: https://filmmusic.io/son…
Give Yourself PERMADETH! 039: The Curse of the Creeping Coffin
THEY'RE REAL DEADHEADS!
Second Person: Courtney! (she/her) Read by: Calvin (he/him)
Courtney returns to the podcast to go on a very spooky and chilling adventure in an RL Stine choose-your-own-advent…
PERMADETH! 038: Return to Atlantis
CAN YOU FIND THE LOST KINGDOM OF ATLANTIS AGAIN? OR IS IT A WORLD YOU NO LONGER RECOGNIZE?
Second Person: Austin! (he/him) In the Audience: Serra! (they/them) Read by: Calvin (he/him)
Music:
Adventur…
PERMADETH! 037: Space Patrol
YOU ARE A SPACE PILOT IN THE 23RD CENTURY.
- Second Person: Austin! (he/him)
- In the Audience: Serra! (they/them)
- Read by: Calvin (he/him)
Adventure Meme Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed und…
PERMADETH! 036: The Mystery of Echo Lodge
CAN YOU SOLVE THE MYSTERY OF ECHO LODGE BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE?
- Second Person: James! (he/him)
- And also Second Person: Courtney! (she/her)
- Joined By: Cory! (he/him)
- Read by: Calvin (he/him)
Music …
PERMADETH! 035: Hyperspace
YOU ARE ABOUT TO DISCOVER WHAT LIES BEYOND THE UNIVERSE.
- Second Person: James! (he/him)
- Joined By: Cory! (he/him)
- And in the Audience: Courtney! (she/her)
- Read by: Calvin (he/him)
Music credits:
A…
PERMADETH! 034: The Enchanted Kingdom
YOU'VE DISCOVERED AN ENCHANTED REALM!
- Second Person: Kali Kardas (she/her)
- Read by: Calvin Redburn (he/him)
Kali will be performing in William Shakespeare's "Twelfth Night or What You Will" at th…
PERMADETH! 033: The First Olympics
YOU ARE A CONTESTANT IN THE FIRST OLYMPICS!
- Second Person: Cory Earhart (he/him)
- Read by: Calvin Redburn (he/him)
Relevant images:
Music credits:
Adventure Meme Kevin MacLeod (incompetech…
PERMADETH! 032: Escape
THE YEAR IS 2045. CIVIL WARS AND FOREIGN ATTACKS HAVE SPLIT THE U.S. INTO THREE HOSTILE POLITICAL AREAS. CAN YOU MAKE IT HOME FROM YOUR SECRET MISSION IN TIME TO HELP?
- Second Person: Nathan Morales…
PERMADETH! 031: The Secret of the Pyramids
WILL YOU DISCOVER THE SECRET OF THE PYRAMIDS?
Second Person: Barton Gattis (he/him) Joined by: Cassie Storms (she/her) Read by: Calvin Redburn (he/him)
Relevant images:
You can follow Cassie on T…
PERMADETH! 030: Space Vampire
ONLY YOU CAN STOP A SPACE VAMPIRE FROM LANDING ON EARTH!
Special Guest: Ariel! (she/her) Read by: RPG Rabbit (she/her)
Relevant images:
Ariel and RPG Rabbit are both involved in community theatre…
PERMADETH! 029: Underground Kingdom
DANGER AND ADVENTURE AWAIT YOU IN THE UNDERGROUND KINGDOM!
Special Guest: Patrick! (he/him) Read by: Calvin (he/him)
Patrick takes on another adventure with us. You can listen to his previous adven…
PERMADETH! 028: The Race Forever
YOU MUST CONQUER THE WILD COUNTRY TO WIN THE RACE FOREVER
Special Guest: Sean! (he/him) Read by: RPG Rabbit (she/her)
Sean, who lent his voice to our first ever podcast venture as both a moon man a…
PERMADETH! 027: The Dragon's Den
TREASURE AWAITS YOU IN THE DRAGON'S DEN
Special Returning Guest: Dustin! (he/him) Read by: Calvin Redburn (he/him)
Our shortest adventure yet!
Music credits:
Adventure Meme Kevin MacLeod (incom…
Give Yourself PERMADETH! 026: The Knight in Screaming Armor
IT WAS A KNIGHT TO DISMEMBER...
Read by RPG Rabbit (she/her) Special Guest: Carter (she/her)
Second spooky Halloween episode even though it's November
Music credits!
"Believe in the Magic of Hallowee…
PERMADETH! 024: Survival at Sea
CAN YOU BATTLE THE SEA -- AND SURVIVE?
Special Guest: Mark! (he/him) Read by: RPG Rabbit
Special notes about this episode:
- Success is dependent on access to a map!
- Dr. Nera Vivaldi, last seen in Th…