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The traditional Yuleturd festivities are well on the way with the Brians, as they prepare to break their previous record for speeding and drink driving this Xmas. JJ's guns and ammo will once again be the calendar highlight as the V8 GT Falcon delivers joy, cheer and possibly pestilence to the residents of the spiritual home of the baby Jesus this year.

Gympie is the sister city to the bits of Palestinea that haven't been blown up yet and this year the Gympienians extend the gun barrel of friendliness to everyone, well not exactly everyone; across the world and bits of Mars.

Here's hoping that 2024 will be even more insane, ferocious and bitter than 1688