S74 Ep 1 New Kim Jung Un Fillum to Ensure Peace, Terror and Saturday Matinees

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The Brians can now reveal a new cinema blockbuster which has just been squashed into the can and being prepared to be launched onto an unsuspecting global audience.

Martini Scorcese and Baz Lurhman have teamed up to reveal the fat and fluffy side to one of the world's most unrelatable and cuddly despots. 

Freshly out of the closet, Hugh Jackman will receive modest amounts of plastic surgery and amputation to give the performance of a lifetime in search of the truth, justice and playfulness that is Kim Jung Whatsathingy.

On a more serious note, we hope the film is released before The End of Days because Brian has to take his cat to the vet, whilst Brian is marrying another inanimate object soon.