S100 Ep 14 Donkey Water and Memorial Cardinal Pell Sex Doll in Vatican Gift Shop Now!

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The cash strapped Vatican has seen fit to put the Brians in charge of restocking the gift shop yet again. The new range of Pell anal beads and altar boy requisites will be available before Easter and unleavened bread dildos in the shape of your favourite Archbishop will need to be pre-ordered to ensure complete satisfaction for the holiday period.

On a more serious note 2023 will see the Mormon franchise come out with an entirely new marketing strategy based on common sense and UFO powered dinosaurs.

We also apologise for not offending enough people.